Prediction

Originally published on May 21, 2011 12:50 pm
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PETER SAGAL, Host:

Now Panel, how will Arnold Schwarzenegger's illegitimate child distinguish himself? Charlie Pierce?

CHARLIE PIERCE: He'll become a successful politician, a beloved governor of California, respected by all for his integrity and accomplishments, without a breath of scandal, who will become famous for changing his own bed linen.

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SAGAL: Roxanne Roberts?

ROXANNE ROBERTS: He'll star in "Conan the Adulterer" in which all human beings will be able to trace their DNA to a muscle bound Austrian caveman.

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SAGAL: And Paula Poundstone?

PAULA POUNDSTONE: In what will become the finest Republican tradition, he will climb Mount Everest, put out fire with his feet and become president.

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CARL KASELL, Host:

Well, if Arnold's love child does any of those things, Panel, we'll ask you about it on WAIT WAIT...DON'T TELL ME!

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SAGAL: Thank you, Carl Kasell. Thanks also to Charlie Pierce, Roxanne Roberts and Paula Poundstone. Thank all of you for listening. We'll see you next in Charleston, South Carolina. Cannot wait. I'm Peter Sagal. We'll see you next week.

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