Starting today in Japan, Burger King will offer a new sandwich with the slogan "What Women Want, Women Get." What Women Want, apparently, is a tiny cheeseburger with Spam instead of burger. Burger King describes the sandwich as, enticingly, "suitable for women." We made our own.
Ian: Our slogan should be "What We Don't Want, We Get Anyway."
Mike: Is this Hello Kitty meat?
Mike: Why is this for women? Because it's pink?